Monday, 10 February 2014

Malcolm Julian-Swan - Pheasant.

Malcolm Julian-Swan - Pheasant (ZAM ZAM RECS).
This time we are doing a tape of poetry and soft jazz music from a man call Malcolm Julian-Swan who is a man who does poems who sent me his tape to review. I am interested in reviewing this one because it is something a bit different that I've heard before because I don't really listen to much poetry.
           When we were doing this review we listened to some other poets who have done their poetry to music, we listened to John Cooper Clarke and Linton Kwesi Johnston and some others and I like hearing these very much because I thought it was very interesting and it made a nice change from hearing singing all the time.
              The tape starts off on Side A with cymbals and bass guitar and no poetry, it is all very soft and nice to listen to and relaxing and I think this is to get you in a relaxed mood for listening to the poetry. The poetry starts after a bit with Malcolm saying "My name is Malcolm Julian-Swan and I am an anarchist..." but I didn't know what an anarchist is so we looked it up and found out that it means somebody who doesn't like government and thinks we'd be better off without them. I had a bit of a think about this and I think I agree with that because I don't think much of the government really because they are always making people unhappy but I don't know much about politics so I don't really know if I'm an anarchist or not. This poem and the others on the tape too is like a story and it talks about working at a Christmas cracker factory and how he was told he might get the sack for being an anarchist and then he tells some jokes that I couldn't quite make out and then the poem stops. I thought this was a nice way to start the tape because I learnt what an anarchist is.
               The next poem is about somebody shouting "TWAT" out of the window of a car at Malcolm and how angry this made him. If somebody did that to me I think I'd just take it and walk on and i'd probably get a bit angry but mainly I'd just think the person doing it was not very nice and not worth bothering with, I don't let much bother me really. I lost track track of what the poem was saying after that but I will take it home and listen to it more so I can understand it better.
               After this one is one about David Cameron on Ready Steady Cook. I don't know much about Ready Steady Cook because I never watch it because I think it's a bit boring and I don't know if he's ever been on it really but I suppose he might have been because David Cameron is the Prime Minister and Prime Ministers are always on the telly. After that there is some stuff about communism which is where things are all shared out and it is like "all for one and one for all" and I think this might be a good thing but I don't know because, like I said, I don't really know much about politics; I do know that I am left wing though because I vote labour.
                The tape goes on and talks about some other things then this side of the tape finishes off with more of the nice instrumental music.
                 On the other side of the tape it starts off with Malcolm talking about the olden days and how violent it was but I don't know much about that because I never saw much violence in the past. He goes on to talk about a violent green man, I thought it was a funny story because the green man gets thrown off a train for being violent. After this Malcolm starts saying; "War and peace and peace and war… and I know this is a book by somebody called Tolstoy that i've heard of. I've never read War and Peace though so I don't know if this book is about it but it is about wars and stuff I think. I think war is a horrible thing and it shouldn't be allowed because they are dangerous and people die.
               After this things on the tape change and there is more music on it  and it is not as relaxing because the music is not quiet jazz because it is noisier and sounds kind of like an army marching off to a war because of the drumming. This is quite a gloomy sounding one but I still liked it because I thought it was very interesting. The next one is one without music in it about a school kid called Derek but the story doesn't make sense and is quite funny and mad and I think this is a good thing.
             And then after the one about Derek is one about television telling lies and I'm not too sure if that's true but I think it might be sometimes and it is difficult to tell when it isn't. I don't really worry about television telling lies much but I do think it should tell the truth when it's news otherwise people won't know what's going on in the world.
            The last one on the tape is Malcolm saying thank you to everybody and that's the end except for a story about a joke in a christmas cracker but I won't tell you what the joke is because that would spoil it.   
       Overall I think this was a very nice tape and I thought it was good and interesting to listen to the stories that Malcolm tells. They are funny stories that made me smile and made me think about things and I enjoyed listening to it very much. I would give Pheasant 10 out of 10.

Pheasant Poem by Peter Kemp.

I listened to a tape called Pheasant,
It was very, very pleasant,
Pheasants live in the woods,
This tape is very, very good.






2 comments:

  1. PEDOFILO INCULA BAMBINI DANIELE MINOTTI (AVVOCATO CRIMINALE DI RAPALLO SU FACEBOOK: NAZI, LAVA CASH MAFIOSO, AGENTE SEGRETO IN COPERTO DI TIPO KILLER). SUA LA SETTA DI SATANISTI STUPRA BIMBI CON GIULIANO FERRARA, ANSELMA DEL'OLIO E GIUSEPPE LAZZARI!!!
    1
    LO HAN BECCATO UN'ALTRA VOLTA A STO SCHIFOSO SATANISTA, ANZI, A STO SATANAZISTA PEDOFILO DI DANIELE MINOTTI, AVVOCATO CRIMINALISSIMO DI RAPALLO E GENOVA (
    Sede di Rapallo (GE)
    Via della Libertà, 4/10 – 16035 RAPALLO (GE)
    Tel. +39 0185 57880
    Fax +39 010 91 63 11 54

    Sede di Genova
    Via XX Settembre 3/13 16121 – GENOVA)
    CHE EFFETTUA ANCHE, DA SEMPRE, TANTISSIMO RICICLAGGIO DI DENARO MAFIOSO, COME ROVINA O TERMINA LA VITA DI GENTE PER BENISSIMO (ANCHE ORDINANDO OMICIDI), ATTRAVERSO COMPLOTTI MASSO-N-AZIFASCISTI, OSSIA, DI LOGGE SATANICHE DI ESTREMISSIMA DESTRA. STO VERME SCHIFOSO DI DANIELE MINOTTI FACEVA PARTE DI UNA SETTA DI PEDERASTA BERLUSCONIANI. IL CUI KAPO', E' OVVIAMENTE, IL PEDOFILO MAXIMO, IL SUO CAROGNESCO MANDANTE DI MILLE CRIMINALITA' E STALKING VIA WEB, METASTASI DI DEMOCRAZIA E GIUSTIZIA: SILVIO BERLUSCONI.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.it/2015/03/26/intervista-gianni-boncompagni_n_6945522.html

    http://www.giornalettismo.com/archives/104797/berlusconi-pedofilo-mafioso/

    DI CUI IL NUMERO DUE E' IL SACCO STRA COLMO DI ESCREMENTI, NOTISSIMO PEDOFILOMOSESSUALE TANTO QUANTO, GIULIANO FERRARA ( LUI STESSO CONSIGLIA IL FARSI SODOMIZZARE, QUI

    http://www.blitzquotidiano.it/politica-italiana/giuliano-ferrara-omosessualita-giochetto-consiglio-contro-natura-1483446/).

    VOLETE ALTRE PROVE? ECCOLE QUA. IAMM BELL, IA'! LA, INVECE LEI, NOTA LESBICA, ZOCCOLONA MOGLIE DI GIULIANO FERRARA, ANSELMA DELL'OLIO ( PEDOFILISSIMA ANCHE LEI, SPESSO IN ORGE LESBO CON POCO PIU' CHE BAMBINE), IN QUESTO VIDEO CHE SEGUE

    http://video.corriere.it/sesso-11enne-arrestato-regista-giuseppe-lazzari-l-intervista-rai/4287e44c-5e41-11e6-bfed-33aa6b5e1635

    DAVA DEL GENIO AL SODOMIZZA BIMBI ( COME I SUOI COMPARI SATANISTI E SATANAZISTI DANIELE MINOTTI, GIULIANO FERRARA ED IL GIA' TRE VOLTE IN GALERA PAOLO BARRAI, NATO A MILANO IL 28.6.1965, DI CRIMINALISSIMA WORLD MAN OPPORTUNITIES LUGANO E WMO SA PANAMA), L' APPENA ARRESTATO PER PEDOFILIA: REGISTA GIUSEPPE LAZZARI ( PEDOFILO E NON PER NIENTE, DA SEMPRE BERLUSCONIANISSIMO... OO CHE CASO, OO).

    http://brescia.corriere.it/notizie/cronaca/16_agosto_11/pedofilia-arrestato-regista-bresciano-giuseppe-lazzari-5e4ca24a-5fb2-11e6-bfed-33aa6b5e1635.shtml

    ReplyDelete
  2. 2
    CHE FACEVA SESSO CON UN BAMBINO DI 10 ANNI, A RAVENNA. COME AVRETE NOTATO NEL VIDEO, LA PEDOFILA TANTO QUANTO, ANSELMA DELL'OLIO, DAVA DEL GENIO AL SUO COMPARE PEDERASTA GIUSEPPE LAZZARI. IN QUANTO PARTE DELLA STESSA SETTA SATANISTA E PEDOFILESCA DI SILVIO BERLUSCONI, GIULIANO FERRARA, PAOLO BARRAI DI CRIMINALISSIMA WORLD MAN OPPORTUINITES LUGANO ED IL CITATO NOTO AVVOCATO SODOMIZZA BAMBINI: DANIELE MINOTTI DI GENOVA E RAPALLO, PURE AGENTE SEGRETO IN COPERTO, DI TIPO ASSASSINO. SI, ASSASSINO, PER OVRA E GESTAPO PUBBLICHE E PRIVATE DI SILVIO BERLUSCONI ( VOLETE PROVE ED INIDIZI? IAMM BELL, IA'....GUARDATE QUESTI LINKS, PLEASE.... GUARDATE COME STO PEDERASTA INCULA BAMBINI DI DANIELE MINOTTI, AVVOCATO CRIMINALISSIMO DI RAPALLO E GENOVA, SEMPRE DIFENDA SUOI DEPRAVATI "COLLEGHI", OSSIA VOMITEVOLI PEDOFILOMOSESSUALI COME LUI
    http://www.lettera43.it/cronaca/adescava-minorenni-sul-web-miltare-a-processo_43675123449.htm
    http://genova.repubblica.it/cronaca/2014/02/26/news/sesso_virtuale_in_cambio_di_soldi_per_videogame-79717213/
    http://www.ansa.it/liguria/notizie/2014/06/20/adescava-minori-sul-web-condannato_36c57304-90aa-4c7f-8463-c7d610ed10dd.html
    http://iltirreno.gelocal.it/massa/cronaca/2013/04/19/news/casolare-a-luci-rosse-il-pm-7-anni-e-mezzo-all-ex-dipendente-nca-1.6917147
    E QUI A SEGUITO, LEGGETE, SEMPRE, PLEASE, LA TESTIMONIANZA DI STEFAN CUMESCU, CHE DA BAMBINO FU STUPRATO, FU SODOMIZZATO A SANGUE, FU SODOMIZZATO A MORTE, DAL BASTARDO NAZIPEDERASTA DANIELE MINOTTI, MASSONE NEO PIDUISTA, AVVOCATO DI MAFIOSI E CRIMINALI DI OGNI, DI GENOVA E RAPALLO
    http://www.devsuperpage.com/search/Articles.aspx?hl=en&G=10&ArtID=1908142&KeyWords= ).

    ED ECCO UN ALTRO TESTO CHE CHIARISCE QUANTO IL FIGLIO DI PUTTANA DANIELE MINOTTI STESSO, DA SEMPRE, RICICLI SOLDI KILLER, DI COSA NOSTRA, CAMORRA E NDRANGHETA, A GO GO!

    http://grokbase.com/t/python/python-list/148jckyh1w/avvocato-pedofilomosessuale-ed-assassino-daniele-minotti-facebook-oltre-che-nazi-megalava-euro-mafiosi-e-come-detto-mandante-di-omicidi-o-suicidate-stalker-di-eroe-civile-michele-nista-su-ordine-di-tiranno-fasciocamorrista-silvio-berlusconi

    http://anti-matrix.org/Convert/Articles_Conspiracy/Conspiracy/Conspiracy-Selected-Articles-140730152020.html

    ReplyDelete